Some of us lost it to Bill. Others gave it up for Jimmy or Ronnie. But even if history has passed him by, you never forget your first.
Girls, we’re talking presidential candidates!
So listen up, all you virgin voters: TODAY IS THE DAY, and if you miss out, you will have no one to blame but yourself if your guy doesn’t come out on top. Not to mention the fact that you will have to wait another four (!!!) years to get a piece of the action. Oh my, so get out there — even if it means skipping the gym, forgoing a blowout, or bypassing the snooze button.
You have saved yourself long enough. Just get on with it.
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